Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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