We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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