Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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