Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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