yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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