Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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