gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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