I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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