I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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