Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
