im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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