i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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