Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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