these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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