i don't like sucking hair
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
accomplished twins. life is a go
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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