The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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