IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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