Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
