I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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