What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You ate ashes out of my bong
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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