So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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