why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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