Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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