I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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