This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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