in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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