i think my mom watched the whole time
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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