Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
one might say we're banned from that church
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So much rum. So many feels.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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