God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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