You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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