? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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