can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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