Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
