Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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