I bet he comes in French.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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