This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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