"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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