Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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