that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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