Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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