i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
