We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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