There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Someone shattered a urinal.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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