let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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