rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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