i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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