it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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