two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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