You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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