We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Randomize
