if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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