Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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