If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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