hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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