Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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