Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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