in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
