was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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