somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My ass is underappreciated
Randomize
