you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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