Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Is it penis luge time yet?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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